So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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