She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I had to cum in my sink.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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