The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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