and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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