I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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