I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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