Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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