everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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