rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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