just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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