About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Less talking, more tequila
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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