I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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