Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
