good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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