yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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