Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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