Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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