It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
we made out on top of his cat.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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