I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
...so i touched it.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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