sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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