doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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