I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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