they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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