Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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