My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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