i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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