What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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