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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.

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• (530): View more from California

  I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.

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• (510): View more from California

  A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out

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• (310): View more from California

  I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.

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  I will have no part of this.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?

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• (914): View more from New York

  Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?

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  I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?

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  Smarter than the average bear

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• (562): View more from California

  I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was

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