So drunk its hurt
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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