I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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