Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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