it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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