Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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