Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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