I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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