I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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