I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
The Olympian is in my bed
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