if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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