I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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