how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
It all started with a game of naked twister.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize