I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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