I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
