how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
All the doctor said was why
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