on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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