Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
honey bunches of taint.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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