i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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