If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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