? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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