I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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