Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Buhtt sex?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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