I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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