Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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