Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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