Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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