No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
